I Feel Pretty
I figured something out today, and again, it’s going to sound mucho cocky. I came to the realization that everything about me is amazing. I got the “fat genes” because I had everything else going...
View ArticleTummy Jewels
When I was a teenager, I was fat, not like I was six months ago, but like on my way. All my friends were getting belly button rings, and cool earrings and tattoos and all I wanted was to fit in....
View ArticleThank You For Your Criticism
I would just like to take a post to be clear with everyone about my blog. My entire life, I was fat. I never got to experience the joys of feeling good about myself, and I never once got to feel like I...
View ArticleShopping With Ronnie
This weekend, I did what every girl hates doing. Bathing suit shopping. However, to make it worse, I went bathing suit shopping with none other than my very opinionated, very honest, very Jewish...
View ArticleConfidence Boost
Donald Cho will most probably not like this post. However, I think I should share with the world that I am quite happy that since surgery, due to the fact that I have been hit on quite a number of...
View ArticleAH-MAAZING
Today I got my first “You look AH-MAAZING” and let me tell you… it felt AH-MAAZING! That’s all I really wanted to share today. That, and the fact that I’m comfortable wearing shorter dresses. I am also...
View ArticleThe Fat Game
Being skinny would just be too easy right? Like, eating double cheeseburgers with an extra Big Mac on the side, and not working out would just make my life extremely boring? I seem to think so. With...
View ArticleI Can Share Clothes
Yesterday was our family pool party. It was amazing, and I’ve never felt more like the center of attention. My lovely mom was especially friendly to me, especially since she told me that I looked so...
View ArticleA Note To Loud Chewers
Dear Loud Chewers of the world, It’s time I come clean, and stop sitting here in silence and taking this abuse…I’m still not over the whole chewing with your mouth open thing. It’s really bothering me,...
View ArticleMy One Year Blogaverssary
Today marks one year of my first blog post. One year ago, I was in a completely different place. I was just starting out by making people laugh about how fat I was and pretty much poking fun at...
View ArticleI’m Back!
I’ve said it once, and I’m hoping this is the last time I have to say it….I’m back, and feeling better than ever! I finally woke up, slapped myself in the head a couple of times and realized that I was...
View ArticleEff The Scale
I’ve come to the conclusion that the scale is a big fat bully. This stupid, glass, square shaped ass looks at me every time I pee and just wants me to stand on it and upset me. Donald bought this...
View ArticleFat People Don’t Love All Food
Most ordinary people who don’t know much about anything would think that all fat people like all foods, and that when it comes to overweight people and dietary restrictions, there are none. Well I’m...
View ArticleBread….Warm Buttery Bread
Growing up, I was never allowed to touch the bread at restaurants. You know the delicious hot bread that comes with butter at the beginning of most meals? It’s the bread that comes to the table, when...
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